Fisticuffs 10ml Extra Strength Formula Limited Couples Therapy

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Fisticuffs 10ml Extra Strength Formula Limited Couples therapy is this deau! And these two, much like all of the Clock Cleaners brand premium Nitrite Solvent Cleaners are available for a limited time!

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Couples Therapy indeed!

Says Fisticuffs; quoted in this AP press release issues by Clock Cleaners Premium Isobutyl Nitrite Solvent Cleaners.

AP Press Release: February 14, 2016

“Couples Therapy indeed!”

“ A gentleman does his bedchamber duty and leaves to go about nattering to street harlots, promiscuous Parisians, and Greek historians.” This is how a man seeks therapy from his wretched nag of his lesser half in my time! You see, prior to the grand mishap which displaced me from 1901, before I was snatched from my laboratory by the forces of combustion while in preparation of these highly potent and quite volatile Isobutyl Nitrites thrusted me with such vigor to hurtle the great Fredrich D’Fisticuff into modern day 2016.

And now as I navigate these so called modern times I understand there is now a marriage between men, you say!? Balderdash and tommyrot! You’re having me on… One king to each castle and a single captain to his ship! … Why I can only imagine, …a pair of vigorous and robust fellows contending in coitus... Ahem,.. Two specimens of manly hardihood striving nightly to usurp the topmost position in the household... Ahem,.. Why, the next one knows, women will be voting and a Catholic will be President! (chuckles)

…Say, by chance, where might a fellow take in a silent nickelodeon moving picture show on the marriage of men? For educational purposes blast you! Should I be bound thru space and time to these days Fisticuffs need not be spoken to a fool... !

And in conclusion, I subscribe to the wiser beliefs for "a happy wife is happy life" and "cleanliness is next to godliness" ... particularly so, if marriage now is between two god like men; (chuckles). Couples therapy is this deau! And these two, much like all of the Clock Cleaners brand premium Nitrite Solvent Cleaners are available for a limited time!

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